A really popular Swedish joke where I went to school is, when someone is getting beat up, and they don't fight back or curl up in a ball or whatever, someone usually yells, "NEJ RAMMER DEN SVENSKERNE!!" Which translates to, "NO HITTING THE SWEDES!" So, we're pretty calling every pathetic person Swedish, and saying all Swedes are pathetic. (No offense!)
When I was living i Denmark I got used to be "Swed" for example, when I'd something wrong and someone got pissed, my bf hug me and said: 'don't shout on her! She's just Swed'. But I made jokes too like: bf: Six days? I won't do this in six days! (It was about end exams or something) me: Hitler conquer Denmark in six hours and you won't do this in six days? He hate these jokes so much, even now
Yeah, when I live in Denmark, at school , we had one Swedish boy. The kid was bullied always. One thing the other kid say about him is, "Are you kidding?! The kids dick is about the same size as his guts! Not even there!" There was always the joke that in winter, if the Kattegat or Baltic Sea was ever to freeze over, and a Swede was to walk across, the kids at my school were going to get together and beat him with sticks.